wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
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entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
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Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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