margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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