Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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