i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
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thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
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You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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