I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
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I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
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Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
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