Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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