he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
