Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
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