he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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