Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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