Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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