Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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