Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
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and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
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It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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