Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
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I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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