The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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