Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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