That's intense
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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