i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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