I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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