what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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