Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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