You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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