If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
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She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
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"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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