I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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