i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
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