I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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