There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
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We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
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I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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