What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
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I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
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My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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