I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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