Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
He had one of those small greek statue penises
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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