THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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