i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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