DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
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It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
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Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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