in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
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I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
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I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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