She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
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I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
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What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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