i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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