you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
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She swung at the pinata with crutches
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
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You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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