We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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