And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
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Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
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I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
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