the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
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I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
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it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
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