Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
i out mim tonsoeep
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