the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
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Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
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I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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