spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
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We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
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The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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