just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
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heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
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I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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