I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
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