rhymes with "ouble enetration"
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
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