just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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