i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
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she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
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i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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