Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
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At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
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It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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