Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
My vagina is officially offended.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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