dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
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all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
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I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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