Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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