It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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