Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
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