please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
The ass gains better be worth it
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