Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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