his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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